**WARNING:**
Hoobie Records is an underground music label and ongoing creative malfunction based in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It releases noise, outsider audio, anti-music, sound collage, and other unregulated sonic material created without taste, restraint, or adult supervision. This is not curated for enjoyment or clarity. It documents unchecked impulses, creative decay, and ideas that were never meant to be improved, explained, or made safe.

Exposure may result in confusion, irritation, secondhand embarrassment, or the sudden realization that no one was stopping this. Track titles may resemble crimes. Artwork may look like evidence. Humor and hostility are indistinguishable. Hoobie Records assumes no responsibility for damaged expectations, corrupted playlists, or the part of your brain that wishes you’d never pressed play.